What Put A Major Smile On Your Face Today?

i am usually curious about the answers

A massive guy walks up to a Doctor, who is sitting behind his desk. He stands and stares at the Doctor.
Nervously, the Doctor enquires, "Can I help you?"
The man unzips his fly and slams his gigantic dick onto the desk.
The Doctor carefully examines it.
Puzzled, he tells the man, "I don't see anything wrong with it."
The man replies...
"I know. It's a ****ING beauty - ain't it?"

it's midnight and a man lonely walks the street. Suddenly, a police-officer runs to him and asks ; "A few women got raped this night, are you the guy who raped them?"
The man thinks hard and says ; "No officer, of course not!"
And he walks on.

2 minutes later, the guy returns to the police officer saying : "On second thought, sure i'll do it!"

nice to meet you Null